What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)