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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.