What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.