What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell