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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.