What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell