Mitochondria Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!