Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.