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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')