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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.