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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.