Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.