Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!