Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S