Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.