Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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A starfish!

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Upper U.S.

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Just Cause

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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He committed barbercide.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.