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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..