What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.