What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.