What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.