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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape