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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.