What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape