What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

An EXcavator

What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!