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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Kurt and Rod

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What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?