What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

An EXcavator

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!