What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

An EXcavator

What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".