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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.