What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit