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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..