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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.