What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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They were his best fronds.

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Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.