Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back