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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.