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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!