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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.