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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!