What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.