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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!