What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated