What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you