What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated