What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.