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What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!