What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)