What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.