What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...