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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.