Daddy help I'm melting!
Space.
ALLAHPOO AKBAR!
He activated his bo...
Help! I'm melting!
He was melting
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
An elephant with diarrhea.
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Plenty o' room.
I'm melting!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.
Both stream instantly.
He thought he was melting.
IBM
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
An elephant with diarrhea
Diarrhea.
When I had diarrhea.
An elephant with diarrhea...
In his diarrhea.
Plosive diarrhea
I'll tagalog!
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Because he tried to get fresh.
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Explosive Diarrhea
I have explosive diarrhea.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
Because he thought he was melting.
Activates its shelf destruct sequence.