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Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.