What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.