What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.