What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo