What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww