What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.