Daddy help I'm melting!
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
Ice melt it.
9/11
Help! I'm melting!
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
He was melting
The snow on top of it has melted.
I'm melting!
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
He thought he was melting.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Because he thought he was melting.
Because they'll melt.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Thermite.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Sparky.
Metro gnomes
Car-pets!
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
They have to use their Endor voices.
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
A torn ACL
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
