Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

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Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is