Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Little Black Kid Jokes More Little Black Kid Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.