Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada?

Area-51, A

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry