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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you