What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.