What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.