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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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Just ice

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow