What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.