What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.