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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.