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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader