What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.