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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!