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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...