You can feel his presents...
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
They chia'd.
He felt really out of place.
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.