How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!