How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.