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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.