How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.