How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live