What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh