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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.