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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face