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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.