What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper