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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.