What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"