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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper