What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.