42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.