42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

Heredity.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

42 Tooth Jokes More 42 Tooth Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"