42 Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

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A bus

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.