42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Lieutenant Jokes More Lieutenant Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"