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42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!