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42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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