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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"