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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant