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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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IM Groot.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant