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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Who's there! Blue! Blue who?

Blue away with the wind!

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.