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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.