Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.