Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.