Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Who's there! Blue! Blue who?

Blue away with the wind!