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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.