Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

French Jokes More French Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!