Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.