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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

March Jokes More March Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.