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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.