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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.