How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.