How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"