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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.