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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.