Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.