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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high