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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!