Bee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

Bracket

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

What's a bees favourite flower?

A bee-gonias!

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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