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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot