What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.