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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.