Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room