Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.