Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA