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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.