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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica