What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.