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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler