What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.