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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!