What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf