What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*