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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist