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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.