What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.