What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles