What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.