What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Who's there! Candace! Candace who?

Candace with love!

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks