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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists