Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.