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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.