Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country