Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)