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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist