Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.