What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope