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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Mouthwash Jokes More Mouthwash Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!