What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo