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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip