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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip