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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.