What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Tie Astro-knots.

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Role tied.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.