Miracle Whip Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.