What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip