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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.