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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.