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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo