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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline