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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo