What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long