What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil