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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.