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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!