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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.