What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.