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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!