He thought they had delivery service.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
A pedometer
When they get too old.
He dumped his girlfriend
He thought they were a delivery service
