What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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We Can't Alope

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THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.