What will they ask Jared of Subway in t...

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What's black on the bottom and white on top?

Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.