Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
As many as want to be!
They never want to log off.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
No, wait.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Being 5 foot 6
Because 9, 8, 7....
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
Nothing.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
He dumped his girlfriend.
Jared's favorite music genre.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
