Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
To get a long little doggy.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Both are a play on words.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
It was being irrational.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
In A minor.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
