Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Because he wanted them to work over-time
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
You can hear their brooms tick!
It went back four seconds.
Because 6 8 9
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
A metro-gnome
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because then it would be a foot
He went to Jared.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
