Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
A wise quack.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
It was being irrational.
Extra virgin oil
Subway: East flesh!
Nothing.
He thought they had delivery service.
Oh wait, there is.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
