They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Looks like rein dear
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Even art majors deserve recognition
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Elf and safety
