They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Sleigh-er
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
Because izquierda going right.
Sub humans.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He thought they had delivery service.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Elf and safety
