What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety