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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.