They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
In his nutsack...
A white Christmas.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Semtex.
Sub humans.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
That he only has a 6 inch.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
So you could hit the sack.
