What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.