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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.