What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea