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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.