What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.