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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack