What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.