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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.