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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.