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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.