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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea